One more day ... to Friday. What a relief! I've been sick for two weeks and a weekend can really help me recharge my energy so I can keep working like the energizer bunny. ... pppssssttt.... don't let my boss know or he'll pile more work for me.
I've been cutting cost lately. Seems to me that people around me are helping me to make it happen. I had a free lunch on Monday, free lunch on Tuesday, free dinner on Wednesday, and another free lunch today. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a free loader .. but free meals are irresistable. Right ?
Anyway, I've been busy. Not by choice, though. I don't even have time to check my mails during the day. I can't remember when was the last time I sit on my chair for more than 10 minutes. Something always comes up and interrupts me from what I'm doing. Whatever it is. Just like yesterday. I was supposed to be in a studio to see ARDATH photo shooting at 11. Just when I was about to leave, one of the big boss's secretary stopped me. She wanted to record a new greeting (phone greeting ... in case the receptionist too lazy to answer or when people call after office hours). Then I said, "15 minutes is all you got. cuz I have to leave." So we did the greeting thing ... in a hurry. It turned out OK except when I got to the part where I had to say the word "Friday". I sounded sssoooooooo Texan. YIKES !!!!! One of my colleagues said I sounded like Anna Nicole. Shit man... No way!
I better go home now before traffic got worst. Have a good weekend, y'all!
6:55 AM
He He He ...
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage (Part II)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
Marriage (Part III)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
... God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece ... (THERE YOU GO...)
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing? "The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mom." And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked." Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Senior gue resigned. All his remaining job dikasih ke gue. Aih .. manis sekali! Yang ada gue starting next week ... won't have anymore life. Bleh... udah mana boss gue mengeluarkan peraturan baru. Everybody has to go home by 6pm. Soalnya kalo stay sampe malem artinya kerjanya gak efektif ... trus weekend boleh masuk cuma kalo kepepet. Gila yah. Yang ada semua kerjaan dikerjain di rumah. huh... abusive neh !
7:00 AM
